Looking for a Candidate

Well, we’re the GOP,
Just like we want you to be,
Unless you’re in a union or gay,
Or of course if you’re foreign,
Or can’t prove you’re born in,
This God-Spangled U S of A.
Now we don’t mind the Jews,
But not women who choose,
We think climate change is up for debate.
We think taxes aren’t fair,
Want to kill Medicare,
And we’re looking for a candidate.

In the lead we have Mitt,
And he’s sure done his bit,
To please everybody he sees.
If he used to be for it,
He’s soon bound to abhor it,
If the Tea Party folks disagree.
He’s got John Edwards hair,
Magic Mormon underwear,
But his health plan had a mandate.
And though it isn’t fair,
It’s like “Obamacare”,
So we’re still looking for a candidate.

Yes, we have Sarah Palin,
And though she’d be failing,
Any junior high history quiz.
The media – lame,
Insists on giving her fame,
You’ll find them camped wherever she is.
Instead of covering us,
They’re out chasing her bus,
While she’s out looking for a Lib to berate.
She loves her god and her gun,
But she’s not going to run,
So we’re looking for a candidate.

There’s a guy name of Tim,
But when we talk about him,
Most people frown and say “who?”
And Huntsman’s a “no”,
After working for O,
Something only a traitor would do.
We have hopes that Michele,
Will come give ‘em hell,
The Tea Party thinks she’s first rate.
She’s on the abstinence page,
Against a minimum wage,
And we’re looking for a candidate.

There’s a man name of Cain,
Owns the Godfather’s chain,
A rare black man of the Right.
Now at our debate,
The reporters can’t state,
They were blinded by all of the white.
And then we have Newt,
Who’s been spending his loot,
On Tiffany jewels for his mate.
While on a Greek Isle trip,
His staff abandoned the ship.
So we’re looking for a candidate.

Rick Santorum they say,
Is afraid of “the gay”,
He says you may as well sleep with your hound.
And if you don’t like things crass,
Don’t Google his ass,
Where frothy lubey things can be found.
There’s Texas Rick Perry,
Who thinks gays shouldn’t marry,
And that Texas should secede as a state.
So our plea is now formal,
We’ve got nobody normal,
So we’re looking for a candidate.

Well, we’re the GOP,
Just like we want you to be,
Unless you’re in a union or gay,
Or of course if you’re foreign,
Or can’t prove you’re born in,
This God-Spangled U S of A.
Now we don’t mind the Jews,
But not women who choose,
We think climate change is up for debate.
We think taxes aren’t fair,
Want to kill Medicare,
And we’re looking for a candidate.

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